OH HEY I'M ACTUALLY POSTING ART AGAIN WHAT A CONCEPT

I haven't really had a ton of time on my hands to draw shit, so you'll have to forgive my absence. I've been really busy sitting on my ass playing video games and drinking twice my weight in soda with work and stuff, but since my seasonal contract expired I've got a lot more free time. What better way to pass the time than to doodle shit no one gives a fuck about?

Claff is back with a brand new invention.

Shit

WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS?

Word around the office is you've got a fat cock.
I've got a fat cock, too.
Maybe we should rub our fat cocks around together sometime.
Maybe a little oil. Two fat cocks. Together.
Oil.

WHAT
MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T NEED SHIT
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I DO AND DO NOT NEED
IF I WANTED A MEMBERSHIP I'D FUCKING PAY FOR ONE
FUCK YOU